How Shakespearean Are You?

In my ongoing quest to find better, more efficient, more distracting procrastination tools, I came across this, from Oxford Dictionaries. You drop some text into a box, and it tells you how Shakespearean you are. The essay I’m currently working on is “84% Shakespearean” which means, apparently, that the waters of Avon are almost lapping at my feet:

How Shakespearian Are You?